Twitter Reacts to Manchester United Signing Donny van de Beek

Chelsea are spending (lots of) money, Manchester City are spending money, Tottenham are spending money, and even Arsenal are spending (a little bit of) money.
So with Manchester United fans impatiently waiting in the wings for summer additions, on the verge of Twitter breakdowns and getting #WoodwordOut trending (again).
It’s official @ManUtd fans ?
— 90min (@90min_Football) September 2, 2020
Cracking signing, right?pic.twitter.com/VZjFiQw1dc
Good thing there was no time for that, right? But this is no Alexander Büttner or Diogo Dalot, United have just gone and signed none other than Donny van de Beek.
You may remember him from such Champions League shocks as 'Real Madrid 1....Ajax 4', and, 'Juventus 1...Ajax 2'....
If you don't, you should.
The Dutch midfielder is now officially an Manchester United player and a mighty fine one to boot. Supporters of the club had their eyes on one particular player this window, but while that's still very much in the works, this one will more than whet their appetite in the meantime.
As you'd expect, Twitter was pretty chuffed.
Hi everyone,
— Manchester United (@ManUtd) September 2, 2020
Hope you're well.
Just announcing @Donny_Beek6.
Regards, @ManUtd. pic.twitter.com/Exq6b2M5jy
Firstly, talk about the casual mic drop from Manchester United. Trying too hard to be cool? Bereft of decent announcement ideas? Or is it actually a pretty suave way to do it?
You decide.
While you do that, let's see how (unbelievably) chuffed everyone else was.
Van de Beek ? Fernandes ? Pogba
— Sporting Index (@sportingindex) September 2, 2020
Has Ole Gunnar Solskjær just assembled the best midfield in Europe?#MUFC pic.twitter.com/OopRsL8E9Z
Barring the dearth of any defensive output, it sure ain't bad.
New ? in town. Welcome, @Donny_beek6 ?? #MUFC pic.twitter.com/R9OCFicxq1
— Shaun Mukherjee ? (@theshaunak_twit) September 2, 2020
Some people clearly planned waaaaaay ahead.
When Ole Gunnar Solskjaer starts calling Donny van de Beek “Beaky” next season. pic.twitter.com/zQbF53IX18
— Ryan. ? (@Vintage_Utd) September 2, 2020
Others already await Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Norwegian/Mancunian sounding nicknames.
While plenty just felt overjoyed.
At least I'm happy Donny van de Beek is now a Manchester United player.
— Opuro Tuntum ?? (@Idris_Ojay) September 2, 2020
✌✌
So happy we've signed van de Beek and not Grealish. Matured move from United. #vandebeek #mufc
— ❤️?? (@_MUFC_Family) September 2, 2020
Van de Beek over Jack Grealish, who agrees?
I'm very happy about Donny Van De Beek joining us, We have a potential bargain on our hands
— Donald Silverbridge (@Dcarrick2020) September 2, 2020
Excited to see what Donny van de Beek can bring us. Still #GlazersOut though! #mufc
— Marwan Harraz (@MarwanHarraz1) September 2, 2020
D. Van De Beek is a red devil!
— Scuderia Gunner Mike (@ScuderiaxMike) September 2, 2020
Aaron Wan Bissaka- Chose us over Man City
— Trey (@UTDTrey) September 1, 2020
Bruno Fernandes- Chose us over Man City and Barcelona
Harry Maguire- Chose us over Man City
Ighalo-Took a pay cut and chose us over Spurs
Donny Van De Beek- Chose us over Real Madrid,Spurs and Barcelona
Not bad for a PE Teacher . pic.twitter.com/Q9aaXuOf5E
Is the Solskjaer effect more powerful than we first thought? Is this 'PE teacher' actually going to become United's saviour? Sure is going well thus far, you've got to say.
#DreamLikeDonny… ? pic.twitter.com/BxfW4GPX8H
— AFC Ajax (@AFCAjax) September 2, 2020
What isn't appreciated, however, is Ajax RIPPING OUR HEARTS OUT WITH THIS SUPER EMOTIONAL GOODBYE.
This was supposed to be exciting, not stupidly sad.
Donny van de Beek started as a 6 but has developed into a roaming hybrid attacking 8 who exploits the space in & around the final third — an ideal, stylistic comparison would be to Thomas Müller, who #mufc have wanted for many years.
— ً (@utdrobbo) September 2, 2020
???????. pic.twitter.com/D7A9F0PWqW
As is the case with the Twitterverse, if one tag gets attatched to your club, it tends to stick....
Wait, Donny van de Beek has won the most penalties in the Eredivisie since 2018?? ?? pic.twitter.com/wS9K9ob4Ul
— ?™ (@TheFergusonCode) August 31, 2020
Penchester Penited, being one of them.
wonder what minute van de beek will get his pen in his first game for united
— Jude??⚽️ (@Judemulgrew0) August 31, 2020
Penny Van de Beek or Donny Pen de Beek?
— Ben Halliday (@whybloodybother) September 1, 2020
Sometimes, you don't need big words, thousands of emojis or pre-made fake Netflix posters.
Less is more. Enough to express your feelings.
Yay, United signed someone https://t.co/JgNPGxGK5D
— Scott Saunders (@_scottsaunders) September 2, 2020