The great entertainer of his generation, Neymar is one of the best footballers in the world right now.
With silky skills and that all important clutch gene, the Brazilian has a reputation for making sure everyone watching knows that he is playing.
With over 320 club career goals to his name, let's take a look at the teams who felt the wrath of Neymar more often than others.
30. Red Star (4 goals)
The Brazilian loves a game against the Serbian giants, scoring a hat-trick in his first game against them before a goal and assist in his only other appearance.
29. Dijon (4 goals)
All of Neymar's goals against Dijon came in one game, as PSG destroyed them 8-0 and the Brazilian got four.
28. Elche (4 goals)
Messi and Neymar's partnership was in full flow here as Neymar scored one of his four strikes against Elche with the flair we're all accustomed to seeing.
27. Las Palmas (4 goals)
Neymar scored his third La Liga hat-trick against Las Palmas, during the season that MSN ran rampant across Europe.
26. Sporting Gijon (4 goals)
Neymar has a wide variety of goals in his locker, including set-pieces as Sporting Gijon found out in 2017.
25. Getafe (4 goals)
During MSN's reign of terror, Neymar made Getafe feel his wrath with a four goals in three fixtures.
24. Lille (4 goals)
The Brazilian's time in France has been glittering and he capped a wonderful performance against Lille with a brace last time out.
23. Bayern Munich (4 goals)
The man for the big games, Neymar shone during the semi-finals of the 2014/15 Champions League scoring three times across the tie. Bayern had the last laugh in the 2020 Champions League final, though - winning 1-0 thanks to Kingsley Coman's goal.
22. Palmeiras (4 goals)
Even before he came to Europe, Neymar was a star in his native Brazil for Santos scoring four goals in six games against Palmeiras.
21. Flamengo (4 goals)
The goal that got the world's attention, Neymar scored this stunner against Flamengo to win the 2011 Puskas award.
20. Sevilla (4 goals)
Neymar's time in Spain was littered with trophies, including the 2016 Copa del Rey which he scored the second in extra-time as Barcelona won the final 2-0.
19. Guingamp (5 goals)
Guingamp fans won't want to remember this one, but Neymar scored two and grabbed an assist in a NINE-nil win in 2019.
18. SCO Angers (5 goals)
Neymar's form against Angers has extended into this season, where he scored twice to continue his record of scoring in every game he's played against them.
17. Bordeaux (5 goals)
Neymar started his fun against Bordeaux in his first game against them, scoring twice and grabbing an assist in a 6-2 win. He's scored in all but one game he's played against them too.
16. Coritiba (5 goals)
Neymar's final two goals against Coritiba came in 2012, including this wonderful solo effort.
15. Stade Rennais (5 goals)
Neymar's injuries in France means he's only actually faced them twice in the league, but that hasn't stopped him scoring five in five games in all competitions.
14. Atletico Mineiro (5 goals)
Neymar's time in Brazil made him into a superstar and he clashed with the previous king Ronaldinho in this fixture too.
13. Cruzeiro (5 goals)
Neymar scored a hat-trick and got an assist in his final game against Cruzeiro, earning a standing ovation from the opposing fans at the end of the game. Legendary.
12. Internacional (5 goals)
A stunning solo run, in the middle of a hat-trick, Neymar showed he was too good for Brazilian domestic football in 2012.
11. AS Monaco (5 goals)
AS Monaco have only beaten a PSG side containing Neymar once, with the Brazilian scoring five times in seven appearances against them.
10. Granada (5 goals)
A hat-trick in 2014 was the first time Granada felt the wrath of the Brazilian and he scored twice more against them too before leaving for France.
9. Real Sociedad (5 goals)
Neymar was never quite the man at Barcelona because of a certain Lionel Messi, but he could always be relied upon to score goals when they needed them.
8. Atletico Paranaense (6 goals)
The story goes that before the game in 2011, the Atletico PR boss held up a picture of Neymar in the changing room and ripped it up to motivate his players. Neymar responded by scoring four and having two more disallowed.
7. Rayo Vallecano (6 goals)
Another game where the Brazilian decided a hat-trick wasn't quite enough, so he hit Rayo for four and added an assist in a 5-2 win.
6. Celta Vigo (6 goals)
Would you like some salsa with that chip? He scored in five different fixtures against Celta, including one in each of the last four he played against them.
5. Atletico Madrid (6 goals)
Neymar has played against Atletico Madrid more than anyone else in his career and scored this magical free-kick against them as one of his six strikes.
4. Paris Saint-Germain (7 goals)
Before playing for PSG, Neymar terrorised them for Barcelona scoring seven times. We couldn't pick a stand-out goal, so here's all of them.
3. Celtic (7 goals)
The Scottish champions hate the sight of Neymar whether he was playing for PSG or Barcelona. Neymar's sides have outscored Celtic 28-2 in the six fixtures he's played in and he's got seven of them alone.
2. Athletic Club de Bilbao (8 goals)
Barcelona won the Copa del Rey three times in a row while Neymar was a the club and he scored in all three finals, including this wonderful left footer in 2015.
1. Villarreal (9 goals)
Potentially the best goal Neymar has scored since moving to Europe came against his favourite opponents, with a Dele Alli-esque overhead flick and volley against Villarreal.