Every Premier League club's top reason for wanting Man City to be punished for rule-breaking

Guardiola is not amused
Guardiola is not amused / James Gill - Danehouse/GettyImages
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Manchester City could be in big trouble.

The Premier League announced this week that the reigning champions had breached over 100 regulations over the last decade or so. I'm not a mathematician but that seems like a lot.

Man City could face punishments ranging from fines and points deductions to expulsion and the stripping of previous titles. Oof. Big oof.

Pep Guardiola has since claimed that the Premier League's decision was one driven by the top flight's other sides. But what could they possibly have against Man City? Let's run through every club's main motive.



1. Arsenal

Josep 'Pep' Guardiola, Mikel Arteta
Mikel Arteta is battling former boss Guardiola / Alex Livesey - Danehouse/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: There's a Premier League title to be won, duh

Arsenal are most likely going to win the league, but their lives would be made a lot easier if Man City were to receive an immediate points deduction.


2. Aston Villa

Gabriel Agbonlahor, Richard Dunne
Long overdue revenge for Villa? / Jamie McDonald/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Revenge for 2010

At the end of the 2009/10 season, Man City were defeated by Tottenham in what was essentially a play-off for fourth place.

But days prior to this meeting, Aston Villa lost at the Etihad Stadium to rule them out of Champions League contention. They have failed to hit the same heights since in what was a real sliding-doors game.


3. Bournemouth

AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle United - Premier League
The Vitality Stadium is for locals only / Charlie Crowhurst/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Only one club can run the 'we have lower league heritage' gimmick

Bournemouth fans chant 'we support our local team' at every away day. Congrats to the 217 people who hail from Dorset.


4. Brentford

Thomas Frank
Thomas Frank loves a good Scandinavian / Ryan Pierse/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: There'd be a chance to pinch a Scandinavian star

Brentford bloody love a good Scandinavian player. Erling Haaland to the Bees to play second fiddle to Ivan Toney, who says no?


5. Brighton

Fatboy Slim
Right here, right now? / David M. Benett/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Custody of Fatboy Slim

Man City have famously used Brighton fan Fatboy Slim's 'Right Here, Right Now' at the Etihad for ages. That's just not on, is it?


6. Chelsea

Todd Boehly
Todd Boehly appears to have rather large purse strings / Craig Mercer/MB Media/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Take attention away from Todd Boehly

Chelsea have spent roughly £64bn on transfers since Boehly took charge of the club. Guardiola sent an ominous warning about other clubs' spending and was surely side-eyeing the Blues.


7. Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace v Brighton & Hove Albion - Premier League
You say that you love, all of the time / Eddie Keogh/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: For butchering 'Glad All Over'

The Dave Clark Five's 'Glad All Over' is the Crystal Palace anthem. Then Man City came along and reworked it as a chant for Guardiola. Not cool.


8. Everton

Sean Dyche
Everton's relevance is bound to increase with Sean Dyche at the helm / Visionhaus/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: To be more relevant to Liverpool

Merseyside derbies will always be the biggest games of Everton's season. They can't afford to continue falling down that pecking order of hatred since Man City's emergence.


9. Fulham

Marco Silva
Marco Silva's Fulham go under the radar / Richard Heathcote/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: To take the attention away from Todd Boehly

Fulham, fresh from obliterating everybody in the Championship, are cruising along in seventh yet everybody is talking about Todd. That's not on.


10. Leeds United

Erling Haaland, Wilfried Gnonto
Time to take Erling Haaland home? / Stu Forster/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: To bring Erling Haaland home

There really would be convoluted sweepstakes for Haaland. Brentford could offer him home comforts (probably, there's a Scandi Kitchen in London), but he is also literally a fan of Leeds United.

11. Leicester City

Jamie Vardy, Youri Tielemans
Sh*thouse extraordinaire / Michael Regan/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Jamie Vardy could do another funny celebration

Let's set the scene. The Premier League announce Man City have been relegated and forced to hand back their titles. Leicester have one last trip to the Etihad Stadium before the end of the season. Jamie Vardy scores a last minute winner. He celebrates by doing a crying gesture in front of Guardiola. He puts on some shorts with pockets and out-turns them to reveal they're empty, but takes off his shirt to reveal his legitimate Premier League winner's medal. He receives a red card.

Beautiful.


12. Liverpool

Wolverhampton Wanderers v Liverpool FC - Premier League
A retrospective title would be beautiful I'm sure / Clive Mason/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Some retrospective titles wouldn't go amiss

Should Man City face a serious punishment and have to forfeit some of their previous titles, Liverpool would add a further two league championships to their collection.

An extra edge to a modern rivalry.


13. Manchester City

Paul Dickov
Roll it back / James Gill - Danehouse/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: It's typical City, they always do things the hard way

Guardiola said that if Man City were relegated then he would bring back Paul Dickov and Mike Summerbee. On some perverted level, he wants this to happen. Real 'asking my landlord to raise the rent because I believe in my grind' vibes.


14. Manchester United

Erik ten Hag
No explanation needed / Naomi Baker/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Funny

Yep, funny.


15. Newcastle United

Eddie Howe
An easier route sounds good to Eddie Howe / James Gill - Danehouse/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Easier route to the top

Newcastle are going to start collecting trophies sooner or later. Their life would be a little easier if Man City weren't in the picture.


16. Nottingham Forest

Nottingham Forest v Leeds United - Premier League
There can only be one City Ground, surely / Clive Mason/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Stadium naming rights

Does it make sense that a team playing at the 'City Ground' does not have 'City' in their name? Not really. Man City leaving the Premier League would divert a bit of attention aay from this nonsense.


17. Southampton

Samuel Edozie
Nabbing the likes of Samuel Edozie can only be good / James Gill - Danehouse/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: There are some more young players to be nabbed

Southampton have grown a liking for Man City's underutilised young players. Now that Nathan Jones has been sacked, the Saints can stop trusting in God to deliver good results and start believing in youth again.


18. Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Kane
Reasons for Harry Kane to stay, this way / Michael Regan/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: For that sweet, sweet retroactive 2021 Carabao Cup

Even before Guardiola made it personal with Daniel Levy, Spurs had a good reason to root for Man City's downfall.

If they were forced to hand back some of their trophies, Tottenham would be awarded a Carabao Cup. That might satisfy Harry Kane's trophy lust and end one of football's longest-running jokes.

In fact, Guardiola's attack on Levy now makes a bit of sense.


19. West Ham United

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: The looming threat that they could simply buy Tom Skinner

After taking Jack Grealish from Aston Villa and trying to pry Kane from Spurs, Man City have a bit of a reputation for taking homegrown heroes.

They can't be allowed to get their hands on an east London icon.


20. Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Team Portugal featuring Craig Dawson / DARREN STAPLES/GettyImages

Reason for wanting Man City to fail: Portugal internationals could hit the market

Bernardo Silva, Ruben Dias, Joao Cancelo - coming soon to a Molineux near you.


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