How Aston Villa's Masters Football Team Would Look in 2020

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​Cor, how great was Masters Football?

The iconic blue carpet, the overweight ex-pros, the Mundial Team astroturfs and the waning crowds. WE NEED IT BACK!

On this occasion we're taking a look at how an Aston Villa Masters side might shape but before all that, here's a reminder of the restrictions regarding player eligibility:

  • Only players aged 35 or over are eligible, and they must not be currently playing, coaching, managing or have any other role at a club that isn’t only ambassadorial
  • Where possible, club legend games will be used narrow selection choices
  • If a player has health conditions that would prevent them from playing, then they will not be included

Got it?

Right, let's dive in. 

Brad Friedel (Goalkeeper)

Age: 48

Years Spent at Villa: 2008-2011

Club Highlight: Saving every bloody penalty he faced.

Club Lowlight: Getting sent off against his former club, Liverpool, in 2008.

A stellar Premier League shot-stopper at Blackburn, Villa and Tottenham, Friedel will be desperate to save his reputation following a pretty disastrous spell in management at the New England Revolution.

What better way than an indoor six-a-side tournament with a bunch of past it ex-pros battling it out for a crown which means very little, eh?


Martin Laursen (Defender)

Age: 48

Years Spent at Villa: 2004-2009

Club Highlight: Weirdly liked scoring against Spurs.

Club Lowlight: Being conjoined at the hip to the physio's bench.

Paolo Maldini and Alessandro Nesta's understudy at Milan, Laursen was a dominant defender who didn't quite get the attention he deserved due to his constant battles with injury. 

Nevertheless, the Dane's ready to make a return to football following a brief spell in management.


Alan Hutton (Defender)

Age: 35

Years Spent at Villa: 2011-2019

Club Highlight: Strike in the derby victory over Birmingham in 2018.

Club Lowlight: His 2011/12 campaign, lol.

Fresh out of retirement, the Scottish Cafu is ready to grace the iconic blue turf at an arena near you.

Following a dismal start to his Villa career, Hutton enjoyed a renaissance after returning from his pilgrimage to Mallorca - and Bolton - in 2014. The Scot established himself as a cult hero at Villa Park before getting released at the end of last season. 


Stiliyan Petrov (Midfielder)

Age: 40

Years Spent at Villa: 2006-2013

Club Highlight: His 2008/09 campaign and an inspirational battle with illness.

Club Lowlight: There's no such thing.

Silky smooth in possession and known for his ability to pull off the spectacular, Petrov's career was brought to halt in 2012 following his leukaemia diagnosis. 

But after a convincing 1-0 victory over the illness, the ambidextrous Bulgarian is set to show off his class once more in indoor arenas up and down the country.


Darren Bent (Striker)

Age: 36

Years Spent at Villa: 2011-2015

Club Highlight: Being slightly better than he was in north London.

Club Lowlight: Still costing the Villans £18m.

Determined to wreak havoc on the Masters scene following his snub from the Tottenham squad, Bent enjoyed a mixed spell at Villa Park during his four-year spell - scoring 21 times for the Villans in 61 Premier League appearances.

Expect the Englishman to be one of the stars of the show.


John Carew (Striker)

Age: 40

Years Spent at Villa: 2007-2011

Club Highlight: All 6'5 of him.

Club Lowlight: Pub crawls the night before matches.

We thought soon-to-be Hollywood star Carew would be easier to persuade out of retirement than Colombian Juan Pablo Ángel.

And with the Norweigian's addition, we'd finally be able to see the Bent x Carew collab which we were never blessed with following the former's arrival in 2011.


Substitutes

Luke Young (Defender)

Age: 40

Years Spent at Villa: 2008-2011

Club Highlight: Defining consistency.

Club Lowlight: Turning down the chance to sign for Liverpool.

Loyal, consistent, tucked-in shirt; Luke Young is an all-round nice guy. He gets in the side. 


Lee Hendrie (Midfielder)

Age: 42

Years Spent at Villa: 1994-2007

Club Highlight: Villa's 'Young Player of the Year' in 1997/98.

Club Lowlight: Off the field antics.

Hendrie's always on telly doing something football-related, from Sky Sports' 'One2Eleven' to even making a substitute appearance on ITV's 'Harry's Heroes'. There's no doubt he'll be up for this.

He weren't a bad player during his Villa pomp either.


Dion Dublin (Striker)

Age: 50

Years Spent at Villa: 1998-2004

Club Highlight: Headbutt on Robbie Savage in the Second City derby.

Club Lowlight: Sustaining a career and life-threatening broken neck against Sheffield Wednesday in 1999.

Putting his 'Homes Under the Hammer' allegiances temporarily to the side, the senior member of the squad, Dublin, will be Villa's 'x-factor' off the bench.