Nobody asked for it, but we've produced it anyway: a complete league table of the top 28 teams in England (plus Cardiff) if you combined the league position of a club's men's team and their women's team. 


It's worked out using averages. For example, Newcastle United men's side find themselves 12th in the Premier League, while their women's team are sixth in the Division One North - the women's fourth tier - which means they are ranked 41st in the women's football pyramid, giving Newcastle an average combined league position of 27th. Yes, it really is that simple. 


Bournemouth are the highest ranked men's side to not make the list, while Durham are the highest ranked women's team who did not place. Charlton are the lowest placed men's team to make the cut, and Norwich are the lowest ranked women's team on the list.


Anyway, enough maths chat, I'm sure you're dying to dive into the list. Here's the combined English men's and women's league table...


Note: All League positions were taken from before kick off on Saturday 8 February.


1. Manchester City 

Pauline Bremer

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 2nd

Women's Team Position: WSL - 1st​

Combined Average Position: 2nd


2. Chelsea

Bethany England,Erin Curthbert,Guro Reiten

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 4th

Women's Team Position: WSL - 2nd

Combined Average Position: 3rd


3 = Everton

Inessa Kaagman

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 7th

Women's Team Position: WSL - 5th

Combined Average Position: 6th


3 = Liverpool

Georginio Wijnaldum,Roberto Firmino,Mohamed Salah,Jordan Henderson

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 1st

Women's Team Position: WSL - 11th

Combined Average Position: 6th


3 = ​Manchester United

Lauren James

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 8th​

Women's Team Position: WSL - 4th

Combined Average Position: 6th


3 = Tottenham​

Lucas Moura,Serge Aurier

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 5th

Women's Team Position: WSL: 7th

Combined Average Position: 6th​


4. Arsenal

Melisa Filis,Leah Williamson

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 10th

Women's Team Position: WSL - 3rd

Combined Average Position: 7th​


5 = Leicester City 

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Men's Team Position: Premier League - 3rd

Women's Team Position: Women's Championship - ​6th

Combined Average Position: 11th


5 = Sheffield United

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Men's Team Position: 6th

Women's Team Position: Women's Championship - 3rd

Combined Average Position: 11th


6. Brighton

Manchester United Women v Brighton and Hove Albion Women - FA Women's Continental League Cup: Quarter-Final

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 15th

Women's Team Position: WSL - ​9th

Combined Average Position: 12th


7. West Ham

Gilly Flaherty

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 18th

Women's Team Position: WSL - 8th

Combined Average Position​: 13th


8. Aston Villa

Asmita Ale

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 17th​

Women's Team Position: Women's Championship - 1st

Combined Average Position: 15th


9. Bristol City

Ebony Salmon,Poppy Pattinson

Men's TeamPosition: Championship - 7th

Women's Team Position: WSL - 12th

Combined Average Position: 17th


10. Crystal Palace

Wilfried Zaha

Men's Team Position: Premier League​ - 14th

Women's Team Position: Women's Championship - 10th

Combined Average Position: 18th


11. Burnley

Dwight McNeil,Jay Rodriguez

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 11th

Women's Team Position: Northern Premier Division - 4th

Combined Average League Position: 19th​


12. Reading 

Remi Allen,Fara Williams

Men's Team Position: Championship - 16th

Women's Team Position: WSL - 6th

Combined Average Position: 21st​


13 = Birmingham

Birmingham City Women v Manchester United Women - FA Women's Continental League Cup

Men's Team Position: Championship - 15th

Women's Team Position: WSL - 10th

Combined Average Position: 22nd


13 = Watford

Roberto Pereyra

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 19th

Women's Team Position: Southern Premier Division - 2nd

Combined Average Position: 22nd​


14 = Nottingham Forest

Joe Lolley,Matty Cash

Men's Team Position: Championship - 5th

Women's Team Position: Norther Premier Division - 3rd

Combined Average Position: 23rd


14 = Wolves

Raul Jimenez, Leander Dendoncker

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 9th

Women's Team Position: Division 1 Midlands - 1st

Combined Average Position: 23rd​


15 = Blackburn

Ellie Stewart

Men's Team Position: Championship - 11th

Women's Team Position: Women's Championship, 7th

Combined Average Position: 25th​


15 = Southampton

Shane Long,Danny Ings

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 13th

Women's Team Position: Division 1 South West - 1st

Combined Average Position: 25th


16 = Newcastle

Sean Longstaff,DeAndre Yedlin

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 12th

Women's Team Position: Division One North - 6th

Combined Average Position: 27th


16 = West Brom

Semi Ajayi

Men's Team Position: Championship - 1st

Women's Team Position: Northern Premier Division - 10th

Combined Average Position: 27th 


17 = Cardiff

Josh Murphy

Men's Team Position: Championship - 12th

Women's Team Position: Southern Premier Division - 3rd

Combined Average Position: 29th


17= Derby

Wayne Rooney,Duane Holmes

Men's Team Position: Championship - 13th

Women's Team Position:​ Northern Premier Division - 2nd 

Combined Average Position: 29th


18. Leeds 

Patrick Bamford,Luke Ayling

Men's Team Position: Championship - 2nd

Women's Team Position: Division 1 North - 2nd ​

Combined Average Position: 30th


19. Charlton

Lee Bowyer

Men's Team Position: Championship - 19th

Women's Team Position: Women's Championship - 11th

Combined Average Position: 31st​


20. Norwich

Teemu Pukki

Men's Team Position: Premier League - 20th

Women's Team Position: Division 1 South East - 8th

Combined Average Position: 32nd