Look, I hate to say it, but the international break is upon us. Commiserations to all of you that enjoy football.
But before we take off to pretend internationals are just as good as club action for a week or so, shall we have another pour over all of the Premier League happenings that transpired over the weekend?
As the great Eddie Hearn once said, oh go on then.
Ok, let's all calm down a bit. There are 30 games left to play, 90 points left to contend, and two titanic Liverpool - Manchester City clashes to come. It is far too early for this sort of talk.
If Liverpool do end their 30-year wait for a top flight title in 2020, however, it is likely that we'll be harking back to match-week eight as one of the big turning points.
The Reds' 95th minute winner against Leicester, a controversial penalty converted by James Milner, felt massively important at the time, but it took on monumental significance less than 24 hours later when Manchester City lost to Wolves - leaving the Anfield giants eight points clear at the top of the Premier League.
Until it's mathematically impossible, it would be borderline idiotic to write City off. But it is already looking like a big ask for Pep Guardiola's champions.
Nuno Santo Has Guardiola's Number
Leading us quite nicely into lesson number two. Not many managers routinely get the better of the great Guardiola, but Wolves boss Nuno Espirito Santo is becoming a gold medallist in ruining his weekends.
The 2-0 victory at the Etihad, courtesy of an Adama Traore double, was the fourth time the two had come head to head, with City managing just one victory in that time.
Norwich Might Be Less Wolves and More Blackpool
Plucky, good to watch, and capable of picking up an eyebrow-raising result or two, but ultimately soft-centred and too leaky at the back to do any real damage.
That was Ian Holloway's Blackpool side from 2011, but if the shoe fits.
Everton are Spiralling Again
It had looked as if Marco Silva was the man to tame the poisoned chalice that is the Everton job post-David Moyes, but after a dreadful start to the season was compounded by a toothless defeat to Burnley - albeit hindered by a Seamus Coleman red card - it isn't exactly looking great for him.
Four league defeats on the bounce have seen the Toffees, pre-season contenders for the top six, slip into the relegation zone on goal difference. They can buy all the £35m strikers they want, but they can't buy a win to save their lives.
It will be a long, quiet couple of weeks at Finch Farm as they prepare to get things back on track against West Ham and Brighton after the break. If they fail to do that, it's difficult to see where Silva goes from there; the local job centre, most likely.
The Young Guns Shoot Down the Heavyweights
While everyone else jostles for a place in the European places, Manchester United and Tottenham are embroiled in a battle of their own, looking to assert themselves as the most hilariously terrible 'big six' side.
At the moment it's United who are winning that race, thanks to a stunner from Matty Longstaff - a 19-year-old making his Premier League debut for Newcastle - that slapped them down to 12th in the league. Tottenham, meanwhile, were slain by another youngster in Brighton's Aaron Connolly, who ran riot with a double at the Amex as Mauricio Pochettino's men shipped three to Brighton.
It's early days, but it looks as if both Brighton and Newcastle have gems on their hands in a duo of young players who clearly have the ability and mentality to make a difference against the highest quality of opposition. They will be exciting to watch as the season presses on.
There Is No Point Even Trying to Predict the Top Seven
Liverpool and Manchester City will finish as the top two in the league, no-one's disputing that. Arsenal and Chelsea third and fourth, probably, although Leicester may have a hand in that. Beyond that, it is anyone's guess.
United and Tottenham look beyond rubbish, and Crystal Palace, Burnley and West Ham have early designs on capitalising on their rubbishness. Wolves don't look like they're giving up that European spot without a fight, while Bournemouth also find themselves propelled into the picture.
Five points separates fourth from 14th at present, and while the chaos may yet sort itself out into a more familiar pattern, it all looks a bit nuts.
There Is No Point in Fantasy Football, Either
Sergio Aguero, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Mohamed Salah, Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy, Callum Wilson, Teemu Pukki. Not one of these guys hit the back of the net this weekend.
Oh, and Kevin de Bruyne's injured.
Why bother trying?