Nope, sorry Eagles' fans. I can't bring you any reassuring news that Wilfried Zaha has miraculously made an unprecedented U-turn and opted to stay at Selhurst Park. Instead, the club are trying to shift some deadwood and address key areas of the squad desperately need reinforcing.
Sadly, it's mainly trying to get rid of the unspectacular players Roy Hodgson has, but there are still a couple of reassuring signs that the club want to invest this summer.
We are off to Switzerland in July to compete in the @Uhrencup!— Crystal Palace F.C. (@CPFC) May 23, 2019
So Palace fans, here's what may be occurring in south London this summer.
Shandong Luneng Taishan Offer £15m for Christian Benteke - But He Won't Budge
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE GO.
Unfortunately, the sad reality is that Bentekkers (lol, not really) and his family feel settled on London, according to Belgian publication Het Belang van Limburg, as relayed by Sport Witness.
Palace Hoping to Offload £9m Flop Alexander Sorloth Palace Don't Want to Extend Jordan Ayew's Deal With Southampton Keen
Duo Set for Palace Exit Door After Their Respective Contracts Run Out
Injuries blighted his two spells with Palace, but Bakary Sako always seemed like he was a nice character to have around the place. Nevertheless, the Evening Standard are saying he is due to bid farewell to south London after his six-month loan from West Brom expires.
One player who will be sorely missed is indeed Pape Souare. While the club are strong in both full back departments, Souare was excellent during the 2015/16 season, winning the fans' backing with some excellent displays down the left hand side. The awful car crash he was involved in really rocked the club, with all just grateful he survived the ordeal.
While there were fears he may never play again, it's been thoroughly enjoyable seeing him back in a Palace shirt. And, if the report is to be believed then good luck at Marseille, Pape.