​All hail the king that is Peter Crouch. This man knows no bounds when it comes to having a laugh at another player's expense, and this time he has gone to the very top by mocking Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo...with the help of some of his footie mates.

Having seen a topless photo of Ronaldo on Twitter showing off his bod, as well as tensing as hard as he could and posing into the camera, Crouchy simply couldn't resist a little snigger, and offered to try and match him.

The Stoke City striker tweeted a question to his social media followers, to which there are hundreds of thousands, asking whether he should try and pull off the same photo for a giggle.

But instead, it's some if his former and present teammates who replied, begging him to follow up on his wish, including former West Ham United forward Carlton Cole and current Potters midfielder Charlie Adam.

But before he could even act, a fan cropped up - who obviously has a bit too much spare time on his hands - and showed his photoshopped picture that we will never, ever unsee.